You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying ... Read More
Top Ten Things I Can Say Now That I Lost "American Idol"
"If I had won, I was gonna blow the prize money on candy and fireworks""Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for 'The Apprentice'""Ryan Seacrest isn't as smart as he seems on TV""If you want to see me 'perform,' I'll be working the noon-to-8 shift at Old Navy tomorrow""George W. Bush didn't win the popular vote eith... Read More
